Wind-Resurfer
            By Joseph K. 
            Waltenbaugh       | 
          
           before I regained my 
            strength and stamina.  
            When June arrived and I went for my six-month follow-up exam, 
            the X-rays confirmed that everything was as it should be. |    
      
      
        
        
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             Ouch!  That’s my first 
            recollection.  I’m 
            certain it was when they moved me onto the hospital bed.  The searing pain on the 
            right side of my hip let me know that the surgeons had been busy 
            while I was asleep.  It 
            then took a few more hours of mental drifting before I was conscious 
            enough to learn that the device had been successfully 
            implanted.  The device to which I refer is the CONSERVE ® Plus 
            Total Resurfacing Hip System manufactured by Wright Medical 
            Technology, Inc. (http://www.wmt.com/).  | 
          Unfortunately, a 
            volleyball injury followed by 15 years of daily jogging wore away 
            the cartilage in right hip and put me in need this surgery.  So on December 3, 2002, at 
            the ripe old age of 49, I received my first—and hopefully 
            last—prosthetic joint.  
            Confined to a walker and crutches during my two months of 
            homebound convalescence, I had plenty of time to reflect on my 
            decision to undergo the surgery and to wonder about my future.  Of course, windsurfing 
            played a major role in both.  | 
          Prior to 
            the exam, I had feared the worse because I had been experiencing 
            some tenderness and still didn’t have full range of motion in the 
            joint.  I then resigned 
            myself to the fact that it would take an entire year to completely 
            recovery.  At that point 
            I decided to give up on the idea of windsurfing until the following 
            summer.  My pre-surgery 
            hip pain had prevented my windsurfing in the prior two years, but at 
            least now there was hope I could do it next summer.  As it 
            happened, I had arranged to vacation in Nags Head on the Outer Banks
            of North Carolina right after my six-month exam. |  
        
          | It is an alternative to a 
            total hip replacement.  
            (You know, the thing that makes your grandfather walk 
            funny.)  Hip resurfacing 
            is being done on younger, more active patients as part of an FDA 
            sponsored study.  Since 
            I met the “youth” requirement (anyone under sixty is considered 
            young) and was also a windsurfer, I was accepted into the 
            study.  | 
          
             "Since I met the 'youth' requirement 
            . . . and was also a windsurfer . . . I was accepted into the 
            study."  | 
          For years I had gone to 
            North Carolina with friends who spent their time on the beach while 
            I windsurfed in Roanoke Sound.  The windsurfing in Nags Head was 
            always some of the best I’d experience all summer.  Unfortunately, I’d be 
            spending this year on the beach with my friends and their 
            children. Somehow it wouldn’t 
            be the same. |  
        
          | The total hip 
            replacements most people receive have some unfortunate drawbacks, 
            such as the tendency to dislocate at the most inopportune 
            moments—like halfway through a radical duck jibe.  People with total hip 
            replacements are advised to avoid “severe bending and 
            twisting.”  Severe 
            bending and twisting?  
            What is windsurfing but severe bending and twisting?   | 
          I was one of the 
            first windsurfers in my area in 1980.  There were no dealers in 
            western Pennsylvania at that time, so my first board was purchased 
            from a guy selling them out of his garage in Ohio.  It was the only board on the 
            market at the time: Hoyle Schweitzer’s and Jimmy Drake’s original 
            Windsurfer™ complete with teak wood booms and the old “blue noodle” 
            mast. | 
          
             The day before I left for the 
            Outer Banks, I was stirred into action.  Be it courage or stupidity, 
            I marched into my garage, dug out my Unisport ™ racks, and secured 
            them to the roof of my car along with my fiberglass board.  I then gathered up all my 
            old sails and antiquated equipment and threw everything into the 
            car.  Even if I couldn’t 
            windsurf, I could ride around with the board on the car and once 
            again feel like a part of the windsurfing community.   |  
        
        
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            Hip resurfacing is supposed to eliminate 
            that problem because it provides a larger, more stable prosthetic 
            joint similar to a real hip joint.   | 
          Over the years I 
            purchased other boards, and I eventually settled on a custom 
            fiberglass design as my standard board.  Most of my other equipment, 
            however, remains a collection of cannibalized pieces dating back to 
            my first Windsurfer™.  
            When your hip starts to deteriorate, it doesn’t make a lot of 
            sense to purchase new high tech sails and equipment.  
             My recovery from the surgery was much 
            slower and more difficult than I had anticipated, and months passed  | 
          As you might guess, I didn’t just 
            ride around with the board.  
            Within a day, I made a beeline for the beach at Jockey’s 
            Ridge State Park where I stood gauging the wind and contemplating my 
            life as a windsurfer.  
            It was very reminiscent of my first day of windsurfing over 
            two decades ago, and it produced some of the same emotional 
            uncertainty. 
             Normally, there would have been a lot of 
            families on the beach, but it was raining slightly, so no one else 
            was there.  That gave me 
            the solitude   |    
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             I needed to accomplish this monumental task.  It also provided a hint of 
            danger since there would be no one around to help if this whole 
            thing turned into a tragic mistake.  Besides the rain, it was a 
            cool day, so I wore a pair of neoprene shorts and a sleeveless 
            neoprene top.  I would 
            have worn the neoprene shorts regardless of the weather because the 
            tight fit helped support my hip.  I had purchased the shorts a 
            few years earlier and always wore them when windsurfing.  I called them my “Ace 
            bandage for hips.”  | 
          There was a steady 
            fifteen-knot wind blowing that day.  I chose the smallest sail I 
            had—a five-meter slalom sail—because I didn’t want to risk injury to 
            my new hip by being overpowered if the wind kicked up.  When engaging in risky 
            business, it’s often a good idea to error on the side of 
            caution—except when caution tells you that you shouldn’t be out 
            there in the first place.  
            Up until that moment, I had been telling myself that it had 
            been six months, and my implant should already be well 
            anchored.   | 
          I had lost the 
            ability to beach start or water start years earlier because of pain 
            and loss of rotation in the joint.  Whether I was in 20 feet or 
            two inches of water, I had to up-haul the sail.  Now, three years later, I 
            was curious to see if I could again beach and water start.  But before I tried either 
            one, I needed to see what it would be like to up-haul the 
            sail.   
             Even though the water depths in Roanoke Sound 
            average from knee to waist height across most of the sound, there 
            are pockets of deeper water.    |  
        
          | I had last 
            windsurfed on Roanoke Sound three years earlier, and simply carrying 
            the sail and board to the water had been enough to inflame my 
            hip.  This time I 
            performed the feat without a problem.  The first real hurdle I 
            faced was not one I had anticipated.   | 
          
             "In hip resurfacing circles . . . we
            talk of implant 'failure.'"  | 
          If I ended up in one of those pockets, I 
            needed to know I could up-haul the sail in the event I couldn’t 
            water start.  But before 
            I could even think about up-hauling the sail, I first had to get up 
            on the board.  That 
            presented me with the biggest challenge of the day. |  
        
          | Foot 
            protection is required because of the oysters in the sound, but I 
            could not bend over or raise my leg high enough to put the surf shoe 
            on the foot of my operative leg.  Up until that moment, I had 
            been feeling very positive, but the shoe quandary took some of the 
            wind out of my sails.   | 
            
             But as I began pulling the sail and 
            board into the water, I began wondering if six months was long 
            enough for the bone to grow around the implant to secure it.        | 
          A crouching 
            position with a total hip replacement can be dangerous.  With hip resurfacing, it is 
            just difficult—and trying to rise from a crouched position is even 
            more difficult.  In 
            about three feet of water, I pretended that I was in deep water, and 
            I attempted to crawl onto the board and stand up.   |  
        
          | How was I going to perform delicate 
            windsurfing moves—not to mention climbing up on the board—when I 
            couldn’t even put on my shoe?  
            I improvised and solved the problem through a series of 
            bizarre contortions.  
            Unfortunately, the whole shoe business left me with doubts 
            about my windsurfing endeavor. | 
          
              
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          After three 
            unsuccessful attempts resulting in dramatic falls, I managed to do 
            it.  My technique wasn’t 
            pretty, but it proved effective.  My board has 130 liters of 
            displacement, and I’m about 155 pounds, so up-hauling is possible 
            but a little unstable.  
            It’s even more unstable when you try to do it with one good 
            leg.  But once I was 
            able to stand erect on the board, up-hauling was a 
        breeze. |    
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          | Not only was 
            up-hauling a breeze, but beach starting proved just as easy.  Before I knew it, I was 
            streaking across the water like I had never missed a day 
            windsurfing.  It was 
            fabulous!  Five months 
            earlier I wondered if I’d ever walk again, and there I was slicing 
            my way out into Roanoke Sound.  
            Since I wasn’t sure how successful I’d be at tacking or 
            jibing, I decided to turn around before I ventured too far away from 
            the shoreline.  | 
          Because it 
            seemed too risky, I was careful not to hook the foot of my operative 
            leg into the foot strap.  
            I had visions of my body being twisted and slammed down onto 
            the water, wrenching and dislocating the hip because my foot was 
            stuck in the foot strap.  
            The implanted hip had shown that it could withstand 
            windsurfing, but I’m not sure it could withstand a body plant if I 
            was unable to quickly disengage from the foot strap and 
            harness.  | 
          The whole thing 
            lasted only a second, and it culminated in my falling forward into 
            the sail as I crashed down onto the water.  Once in the water, I quickly 
            unhooked the harness and tried to determine what had happened. 
             No pain.  That was good sign.  No bones or metal objects 
            protruding through my skin.  
            An even better sign.  
            I could still move my leg.  A great sign.  So what happened?  |  
        
          | I was on a starboard tack with my 
            operative leg forward, so I applied pressure to that leg in order to 
            bury the rail.  
            Everything clicked, and the board carved out a nice tight 
            jibe.  Yeah!  The hip responded 
            beautifully too.  
            Sailing back to shore, I tried a quick tack, and it went just 
            as smoothly.  I was 
          back! | 
          In hip resurfacing circles—as 
            well as with other joint replacements—we talk of implant 
            “failure.”  A failure 
            could be a loosing of the implant as it dislodges from the bone, or 
            it could be a fracturing or splintering of the bone caused by the 
            implant stem breaking through.   | 
          
             "I had been on the water about an 
            hour when the failure occurred."  |  
        
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            The next exhilarating 
            hour was spent enjoying the wind and my newfound freedom as I tried 
            to regain my past form.  
            The artificial hip caused a little clumsiness in some of my 
            movements, and on more than one occasion I was sent tumbling into 
            the water.  Instead of 
            fighting the falls, I relented and rolled gracefully into the salty 
            water.  On two occasions 
            I was dumped in slightly deeper water, and that gave me the chance 
            to attempt a couple water starts.   | 
          Whatever the cause, it spells 
            trouble.  It also 
            instills fear in the hearts of implant recipients because it means 
            undergoing revision surgery with all the dreadful pain and recovery 
            that accompany it.  Many 
            live their lives carefully so as to not risk any kind of implant 
            failure.  Then there are 
            those who go windsurfing six months after surgery. 
             Being part of the latter group, I 
            had been on the water about an hour when the failure occurred.  | 
          I think it was 
            corrosion and years of use in a wet and often salty environment that 
            caused it.  It’s true; I 
            had experienced a “failure,” but it was a failure of my windsurfing 
            equipment and not my prosthetic joint.   
             The bolt and metal plate of the universal joint of my mast 
            base had torn free under the strain.  Not only that, when the mast 
            base ripped free, the jagged metal of the broken component cut a 
            nice long groove across the bright yellow fiberglass of my 
            board.    |  
        
          | Despite my 
            doubts at the time, I managed to execute both of them; however, they 
            were clumsily performed and my technique left much to be 
            desired.  It didn’t 
            matter though.  It had 
            been more than three years since I executed a water start, and 
            regardless of how it looked, it felt wonderful as I rose from the
            water. | 
          
            I’m not sure what 
            really caused it.  It 
            could have been metal fatigue or just a bad component.  I first became aware that 
            something was wrong through a sudden change in equilibrium followed 
            by a forward lurch.  
            This lurch was accompanied by a sharp metallic “snap” and a 
            dreadful scraping sound. | 
          As bad as 
            it looked, it somehow seemed fitting.  Now we both had ten-inch 
            scars up our starboard sides attesting to our past misfortunes.
             That pretty well ended 
            my windsurfing experience for the day.  I had spare mast bases, but 
            I decided not to press my luck.  It was almost as if God had 
            said, “That’s enough for today, son.”  |    
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          | I achieved what I had come to do, 
            and I proved to myself that there was definitely life—and 
            windsurfing—after hip resurfacing.  There would be other days 
            and plenty of windsurfing tomorrows.  | 
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          | "It was almost as 
            if God had said, 'That’s enough for today, son.'"        | 
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          | As I dragged the 
            board and broken rig back to the beach, I couldn’t help but 
            smile.  I had come a 
            long way since 1980, and I had windsurfed in a lot of exotic 
            locations, but none of them could compare with that particular beach 
            on that particular day.   | 
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          | Despite all the 
            pain and doubts I had experience before and after surgery, I was 
            back on the water doing what I loved.  The weather was still 
            overcast and rainy, but the sun was shining all around me.   | 
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          | To me it all seemed a miracle.  Perhaps it was. | 
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             Besides windsurfing and sailing larger boats, Mr. Waltenbaugh
            manages the web site www.BananaRepublican.us
            where he provides additional information about hip resurfacing.  | 
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      Copyright © 2003 Joseph K. Waltenbaugh  |